OMMC









I guess this happened...

The Ozark Mountain Music Collective
August 9th, 2011 - August 24th, 2011




For now...
:'(



People think I'm just a push over.
I'm a over PUSH.

I don't wake up with hang overs.
I wake up with over HANGS.

My mom said I could have a couple friends over.
But I'm OVER friends.

They wanted to play red rover.
But rover isn't RED.

HE'S BLUE.





And he ain't comin' over either.
Not neither.

And the chorus is a mother fever.
So LEAVE HER.

And don't you ever, leave it to BEAVER.

Cuz that's a movie from the 90's.

And it's the straight up Jackson TENS, NOT FIVE.

And I ain't never been so alive.

So the next time your so called "friends" are over,
and they ask you if you wanna play red rover.
Tell them you ain't no push over.

CUZ IT'S PRESIDENT OBAMA, NOT GEORGE BUSH,
SMOKIN' UP THAT PURPLE KUSH, AND YOU'S A MOTHA CHUCKIN' OVER PUSH.

fin.

I too, will be a man someday.








Playing With a Flashlight: Poppa Tom Tells the Tale











Still waitin////








In other news, my real friends Dan, Zaq, and Justin are flying in tomorrow night.
and I caaaaan't waaaaaaaaaaaaaitttt.

Not to mention The Ozark Mountain Music Collective is gonna go mark their territory on the Kings Canyon River.

WELL HOT DAMN!!!

New tunage soon and all that what not. Not that you care.

Show on the 15th. Ho on the slifteenth.

This is trash. Throw it away.

Loud Landscaping Lesbians



Got this sweet huge ass dream catcher today. From a couple of loud landscaper lesbians. They were very nice, loud, and hilarious. Definitely made our day. Wish they were my aunts or something.


And that right there is my accumulating pananner collection. That's right kids. Something's bound to happen soon with all those keys laying around.

Anyways, just thought I'd let you know that I'll sleep well for another few years and there's pianos ringing in my ears.

Until next time. My armpits stink.

Pastor Dad


I spent all the live long morning designing the album cover for Pastor Dad's newest album/EP thing coming super soon. Check it out!












Who knows if they'll like it or not. But they totally have to. Live Pastor Dad. Love Pastor Dad. He's a pastor, AND a dad. Talk about killing two birds with one stone!!!